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Sat, Nov 22 2008 

Super Bowl

Super Bowl Hump Day with David Spade

PARENTAL ADVISORY
So I was outside the stadium at the NFL Experience (“The Official NFL Experience of the Super Bowl”) which is where you, the Ordinary Fan, can experience what it’s like to be a real NFL player by throwing a football, kicking a football, breaking Joe Theismann’s leg like a pretzel, etc. There were many kids in Colts and Bears jerseys running around, and it was all very wholesome, except for the music blasting over the PA system, which was a woman proudly singing:
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  • Listen up fans, security is no game!
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  • Super Bowl Media Day a game in itself
    Tuesday was Super Bowl Media Day at Originally Joe Robbie Stadium. Media Day is when the players for the Super Bowl teams get interviewed into a stupor by several thousand members of the press corps. Each team gets interviewed for 60 minutes, which is approximately 58 minutes longer than necessary, because the players all make pretty much the same three points over and over and over:
    Point 1: They are happy to be in the Super Bowl.
    Point 2: They want to win the Super Bowl.
    Point 3: They would rather have their prostate glands examined by an irate scorpion than sit through Media Day.
    They don't actually express Point 3 out loud, but you can tell they are thinking it, especially when they're being interviewed by a hand puppet. There were actually two hand puppets at Media Day, both operated by a guy from a Mexican TV station. (The Super Bowl is big in Mexico, where it is called "The Super Bowl.")
    The hand puppets were supposed to represent a bear and a colt, but in fact they both looked more like mutant fur-bearing frogs from space. The Mexican TV guy was thrusting these things into the faces of professional football linemen the size of convenience stores and asking them questions. Then, pretty much regardless of the answer, the hand puppet would go, "AY AY AY!"

  • Miami: We're all about hospitality
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  • Welcome to Miami — it’s a terrific place for a football game
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